Archive for the ‘WTF?’ Category

The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers

August 24, 2009

I swear I am not on an anti-Facebook crusade here, but I just found this article on CNN and I had to share it.  I’m going to shamelessly copy the 12 types here because, fankly, I can’t say it better: The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day Bore. “I’m waking up.” “I had Wheaties for breakfast.” “I’m bored at work.” […]

Neb. man stole Virgin Mary painting for abortion

August 24, 2009

OMAHA, Neb. – A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he raped has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft. Holy Shit!   I’ve done some things I’m not proud of in my life but this is ridiculous.  Let’s pause and recap the […]

Dear Facebook, I Hate You

August 23, 2009

Like pretty much all college grads and students (now pretty much even kindergartners) I’ve been on facebook for years now. I signed up for the same reason everyone else did… Because fucking everyone else had an account already. Why I ever caved in, I have no idea. Hell, I managed to not jump off any […]

Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

July 29, 2009

Attention D-Bag Apple Fan-Boys! Above you surely see the newest, slimmest, fastest iPhone to date. In fact, you probably already have one, don’t you? Please, I have 30 minutes to spare, so tell me again why Apple is better than God everything else and how it makes you more “unique, hip and/or cool” because you […]

Stop hiding your Pr0n from your woman!

July 29, 2009

According to Oprah.com (I know… you can STFU!) women are getting hot to the dirty stuff nowadays too.  (I mean “hot” literally… see below). In a 2006 study at McGill University, researchers monitored genital temperature changes to measure sexual arousal and found that, when shown porn clips, men and women alike began displaying arousal within […]