Posts Tagged ‘d-bag

Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

July 29, 2009

Attention D-Bag Apple Fan-Boys! Above you surely see the newest, slimmest, fastest iPhone to date. In fact, you probably already have one, don’t you? Please, I have 30 minutes to spare, so tell me again why Apple is better than God everything else and how it makes you more “unique, hip and/or cool” because you […]